Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes is website dedicated to animals, their funny moments caught in video or described in joke. Read a joke for your favorite animal: dog, cat, parrot, rabbit, elephant ... and much more. If you know some animal joke or funny video that we don't have it, please submit and we will add to our funny list.
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Animal Jokes - Joke Of The Day

How do you catch a polar bear?

How do you catch a polar bear?
Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice.
Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.

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