Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes is website dedicated to animals, their funny moments caught in video or described in joke. Read a joke for your favorite animal: dog, cat, parrot, rabbit, elephant ... and much more. If you know some animal joke or funny video that we don't have it, please submit and we will add to our funny list.
Enjoy in animal jokes and have fun with your pets.

Popular Animal Jokes

  • There were two cats that enjoy...

    There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was English, called One-two-three. The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. ... more

  • Stuttering animal

    Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal i... more

  • Politicians and diapers

    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

  • Worries about mad cow disease

    There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary... more

  • Playing cards

    - Which animal do you never want to play a card game with? 
    - A Chee-tah

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