Animal Jokes

Animal Jokes is website dedicated to animals, their funny moments caught in video or described in joke. Read a joke for your favorite animal: dog, cat, parrot, rabbit, elephant ... and much more. If you know some animal joke or funny video that we don't have it, please submit and we will add to our funny list.
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Popular Animal Jokes

  • There were two cats that enjoy...

    There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was English, called One-two-three. The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. ... more

  • Stuttering animal

    Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal i... more

  • Worries about mad cow disease

    There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary... more

  • Ant and Elephant have romance

    An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of... more

  • Rabbits chased by wolf

    Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the oth... more

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