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One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man ... Read On »
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Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn't stop as fast.
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What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ?
1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes you seven min. ... Read On »
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You know why a dog licks his ass?
Because he knows in five minutes he'll be licking your face.
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A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog.
"This is a talking dog," he said. "And you can have him for five dollars."
The neighbour said, "Who d ... Read On »
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Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside he noticed a harm ... Read On »
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This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
He says: "I was in Africa on saf ... Read On »
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A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,
"Gotany fresh fruit?
""No."
"Got any fresh vegetables?"
"No. We have only canned and dry g ... Read On »
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Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe has hunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry to ... Read On »
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Where do you find a no legged dog?
Right where you left him.
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