Never talk to the parrot

Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she ha ... Read On »

A robber was robbing a house...

A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice.
"Jesus is watching you!"
"who's there?" The robber said
But no sound was heard. So he kept g ... Read On »