Elephant

This man goes into the doctor with his...


This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.
Doctor: "What happened to you?"
He says: "I was in Africa on saf ... Read On »


What does an elephant use as a vibrator?


What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
An epilectic.


How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style


How to Hunt Elephants
-- Senior Manager Style
Senior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based on the assumption that elephants are just lik ... Read On »


An elephant...


An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says,

"How do you breathe out of that thing?"


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?


Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.


An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...


An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Damn", says the ant,
"one night ... Read On »


A fair warning


Tourist guide at zoo:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, the largest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches ... Read On »


What did the elephant say to the naked man?


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

That's cute, but can it pick up peanuts!


What does an elephant keep up its trunk?


What does an elephant keep up its trunk?

A Yard 'n' half o' snot!


How do you catch an elephant?


How do you catch an elephant?
First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash.
Then you take a load of peas and line them up around the hol ... Read On »


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