Monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?


Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?
- Because it was dead.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree ?
- Because it was stapled to ... Read On »


Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?


Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A Monkey eating cherries.


A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...


A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of ... Read On »